What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you whitey? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the UC Berkeley Cultural Studies department, and I’ve been involved in numerous twitter brigades on the alt-right, and I have over 300 confirmed cancellations. I am trained in Marxism and I’m the top marcher in the entire BLM Bay Area Chapter. You are nothing to me but just another bigot. I will get you fucking cancelled with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that bigoted shit to me over the Internet? Think again, racist. As we speak I am contacting my network of high-profile twitter followers across the USA and your real name is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mayo. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your social life. You’re fucking cancelled, whitey. I can send screencaps of you anywhere, anytime, and I can get you fired for over seven hundred types of misogyny, and that’s just with screenshots of your facebook feed. Not only am I extensively trained in intersectional theory, but I have access to the collective consciousness of the BIPOC and LGBTQ+ communities and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your pale ass off of every job listing, you little transphobe. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your white-ass tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn racist. I will throw a #overparty for you and you will be ruined by it. You’re fucking cancelled, cracker.