How many 9 year olds can I take in a fight? Let’s see, I could take around 100 if they come one at a time, I just gotta keep left-hooking and watch them pile up. it gets easier later on because there’ll be a pile of 9 year olds that block the next challenger’s view but since I’m taller I can see. All at once is trickier, as there are multiple angles of attack. but you can be a lot more creative. pick one up, swing it around. Or break it’s fucking nose and use it as a taunt to intimidate the others. Trash talk, their feelings are still fragile. Their bones are also fragile, so I can also pull my punches to conserve energy and still make them go down. All in all I could possibly take down 20 9 year olds all at once but that’s probably my upper limit.