I was gonna start a shit post but then it got lost in the inner workings of my mind, left to fester and rot — like road kill. By Thursday this abomination of a shit post will rear it’s ugly head and Mother Nature will rue the day she let me survive. My shit posts will envelop this universe and the next — hell — my shit posts will envelop entire planes of existence. Neither heaven nor hell will be safe from the vile none sense that will pour foreword from my tongue. My shit posts will spread like a plague, like an infection never seen before. More people will die from my negligible shit posting than people who died during the Black Plague and both world wars combined. “There is nothing to fear, but fear itself” who ever said that is a retarded fish fucking, rabbit raping, Bull bedding Buffon. Clearly they never have seen a shit post of my caliber. flee mortals, for your day has come.