Putting on a blindfold and getting your dick sucked is a perfect representation of quantum mechanics.

 If you’re blindfolded and getting your dick sucked, you’re in a superposition of it being simultaneously gay and not gay, since you don’t know if it’s a guy sucking your dick or a girl. Therefore it would be logical to assume that both cases are true, and that quantum system(you getting sucked off) is in multiple states(gay and not gay) at once : the very definition of a superposition. The moment you remove the blindfold , this system collapses, as you are making a measurement as to whether or not it’s gay. This irreversibly destroys the superposition, as even if you put the blindfold back on, the uncertainty is no longer present.