**OBJECTS THAT I’VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE**

Vibrators

Dildos

Pens

Pencils

Coins

Pebbles

Broomstick Handle

Fishing Rod Handle

Umbrella Handle

Toothbrush Handle

Hockey Stick Handle

Fingers

Small Glass Jar

Test Tube

Screwdriver Handle

Stiff Cocks

Cigar

Banana

 *This copypasta was produced by Bruno Powroznik*