Bro. I am all for eliminating poverty. I really am.

But what the fuck sort of comment is this? What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely non relevant, not funny things to have commented with. At no point in your short, boring response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational, reddit style funny response. Everyone in this sub is now confused and unentertained for have reading it.

I award you no upvotes and may god have mercy on your soul.