Whenever I try to go out and have a good time in public, it is instantly ruined when I see a boomer wearing airpods. It’s just not right, and even the very thought of a pristine airpod in some old man’s wrinkly ear makes me want to vomit. One time I saw a boomer driving a car and wearing airpods, and I shook with rage so hard that I almost caused an accident. I can only imagine the horrid things they listen to on their airpods. Does this terrible phenomenon hurt you as well? Help stop boomers getting airpods by boycotting apple until they finally agree to not let boomers use airpods.