A few days after the recent New year festivities that we partake in what most people would call a Rave party which really is the location of our coven of lycanthropes of many forms. We discovered our magistrate Mr. Muggles had been acting out of character for sometime proceeding the ritual of the dumpster-mongers.

The great gathering of containers seemed to have some odd reaction to him. I mean green ooze on his quills formed out of the thin air. …and it’s thin up here. You see Mr. Muggles is a Werehedgehog and or friends who have been hugging him or who have given him the simplest of kisses have become deathly ill for no understanding of my own. So now At least 11 people in eight states have been affected by a salmonella outbreak that the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) says is likely linked to Mr. Muggles.

At least one person has been hospitalized in relation to the outbreak but no deaths have been reported at this time. As of Jan. 23, the states affected by the outbreak include Colorado, Maine, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Nebraska, Texas and Wyoming.

“Mr. Muggles can carry Salmonella germs in his droppings while appearing healthy and clean til the quills turn green and slimy ,” the CDC explains. “The green slime can easily spread to others bodies, habitats, sex toys, bedding, and anything in the area where you eat spaghetti. People become sick after they touch Mr. Muggles or anything he himself has cum on.”

The CDC also warned people should not “kiss or snuggle with” Mr. Muggles because he “can spread Salmonella germs to your face and mouth and make you projectile vomit lava.”