Rule 0: Don’t fuck with cats.

Rule 1: You don’t talk about /b/.

Rule 2: You DON’T talk about /b/.

Rule 3: We are Anonymous.

Rule 4: We are legion.

Rule 5: We do not forgive, we do not forget.

Rule 6: Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.

Rule 7: Anonymous is still able to deliver.

Rule 8: There are no real rules about posting.

Rule 9: There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.

Rule 10: /b/ is not your personal army.

Rule 11: No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents.

Rule 12: Anything you say can and will be used against you.

Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.

Rule 14: Do not argue with trolls — it means they win.

Rule 15: The harder you try, the harder you will fail.

Rule 16: If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.

Rule 17: Every win fails eventually.

Rule 18: Everything that can be labelled can be hated.

Rule 19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

Rule 20: Nothing is to be taken seriously.

Rule 21: Original content is original only for a few seconds before it’s no longer original.

Rule 22: Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.

Rule 23: Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.

Rule 24: Every post is always a repost of a repost.

Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.

Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet.

Rule 31: Tits or GTFO – the choice is yours.

Rule 32: You must have pictures to prove your statements/Anything can be explained with a picture.

Rule 33: Lurk more — it’s never enough.  

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.

Rule 36: No matter how fucked up it is, there is always worse than what you just saw.

Rule 37: You cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)

Rule 38: No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.

Rule 39: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Rule 40: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

Rule 41: Desu isn’t funny. Seriously guys. It’s worse than Chuck Norris jokes.

Rule 42: Nothing is Sacred.

Rule 43: The more beautiful and pure a thing is — the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

Rule 44: If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom… and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song performed by a Vocaloid.

Rule 45: When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.

Rule 46: The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

Rule 47: The pool is always closed.

Rule 48: The only good hentai is Yuri, that’s how the internet works. Only exception may be Vanilla.

Rule 49: No matter what it is, it is somebody’s fetish.

Rule 50: A crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in fan art, fan fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.

Rule 61: Chuck Norris is the exception, no exceptions.

Rule 62: It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough.

Rule 63: For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.

Rule 64: If it exists, there’s an AU of it.

Rule 65: If there isn’t, there will be.

Rule 66: Everything has a fandom, everything.

Rule 67: 90% of fanfiction is the stuff of nightmares.

Rule 70: Do not talk about the 100M GET failure.

Rule 72: If a song exists, there’s a Megalovania version of it.

Rule 77: The Internet makes you stupid.