I unironically drink 2 and a half big glasses of milk a day, and I’m proud. The shit is so fucking good, I love milk so goddamn much. My friends and family tell me I have a weird addiction, but I know the truth. Milk is better than water in every way except shelf life, but if you aren’t hell bent on consuming every last drop of milk immediately available to you then you’re drinking milk wrong. I’ve been averaging on two and a half glasses of milk a day maybe for a while now, and it’s eating a hole in my wallet, but I don’t care. I’m living healthy, and my bones make skyscrapers jealous of their structural integrity.

Fuck the haters. Drink Milk.