“A Modest Proposal For preventing Secksual Dejeneration From Overtaking this Great Nashion”.
In recent years, a new wave of dangerous degeneration has overtaken our citizenry. Especially in the more uncultered areas, such as the “vegan-reformist-atheist-scooter-riding-liberal-antifa-enemies-of-the-people-anti-freedom-of-speech-blue-haired-feminist communties of New York.
A wave of secksual dejeneracy has been long building in our culture, especially through the liberal propaganda of mainstream media. These radical ideologies have been smuggled into our great nashion behind the mask of “freedom”.
They’re opinions are so preposterous, that unless thou is a glazed-eyed simpleton, it is quite obvious to see they’re craziness – “Gay marriage”, “Single motherhood”, “Casual Sex”, and “Relationships not based solely on the human will to breed” areonly sum of they’re ideas, and even just these make me sik to mine stomak.
I hope that you, the inteligent reader, can see throu dese lies and see dese things for what they are: “Secksual Dejenerashion”.
Now, you must ask, responsibl citizen, what can we do to ficks this problem?
I firmly believe my answer is quite simple, cheap and cost-efective: We must simple purj them from our grand society. But how may we recognize them?
It is quite simple: First, we cal for another eleckshion. In the elckshion, we trak all dose who dont vote for right party, the great Elephant. Then we shoot them. Cheap and easy. And then they’re will be no mor secshual dejenerashion in our country.”