You shat yourself in 7th grade during a presentation?

That isn’t even as bad this time I experienced in 9th grade. My class was lined up and I thought my friend was in front of me so I slapped his ass as a joke. When he turned around, it turns out he wasn’t my friend, nor a male. I had accidentally slapped my teacher’s ass. I tried to explain myself but the only thing that could come out of my mouth was “I thought you were a guy”, which made things even worse.

But then my teacher yelled “GUACAMOLE NIGGA PENIS”. That’s when I realized I wasn’t in 9th grade at all. I was Hiro, sitting inside the cockpit of a FRANXX and Zero Two was sitting on my face farting down my throat.

Credit:u/iSniffZeroTwoFarts