Grapes do it for you? You must be smaller downstairs than I thought you were. I am a man of emense cock size, so bananas are my personal favorite. They allow my dick to occupy all possible space, to create the most satisfying friction. The way that the stringy fibers rub against my bulgey wulgey dick veins reminds me more of a mother’s love than the actual embrace of a human ass. I would kill to pound my throbbing, banana juice dripping cock inside of a whimpering 68 year old man’s ass and make him squeal like the little girl pig he is. But alas, the banana will have to do for now. Bananas are about the same length and girth as my own flaccid penis, so you can image how tight the screaming yellow peel gets once I’m aroused. Inserting my already rock hard boner into the splitting, crying shell of said banana is my favorite moment. Watching the perfect yellow skin turn autumn brown with bruises, as I spank the cheeky bastard as I fuck it beyond tomorrow, is the most beautiful sight.Bananas act like nature’s fleshlight while also giving you that rich potassium. A potassium rich diet allows your nerves to function and also for your muscles to contract to a higher level. So you can image the god blinding orgasms I have as I shoot a load of my sticky, smoothie-like sperm into the shell of a hollowed out banana peel. It’s the best type of high I’ve ever felt. America could be nuking the world, and I wouldn’t bat an orgasuming eye to my impending doom. Because the way that bananas make me climax like no other 68 year old man ever has, is enough to die for.