When I stepped out of the movie house, I had two things on my mind, Paul Newman and a ride home.

Really? You have a man on your mind? Ha! gay!

Something is really been bothering me about “The Outsiders”. First off, Dallas Winston.

Why the fuck did he have no bullets in his gun?

I mean, if you get jumped by Socs, you SHOULD have bullets. Instead, you got shot in the heart, and you’re to blame.

Next up, Darry.

Darry? more like Hairy. He can’t be a greaser. He looks like Harry Pothead.

Finally, Johnny.

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAVE THOSE KIDS? It was a waste of time.

Tl;dr

Donald trump is not my presidents