Hey jade this might sound likr I’m fucking with you but I’m not, recently I was diagnosed with cardio audio vascular malaria, look it up if you want it’s a real diseases, it causes lack of blood to flow to my ears, doctors say that eventually my ears will be cold enough that they will essentially fall off, unfortunately there is no cure, however according to leading audiologist there is a treatment, doctors around the world have found out that the only material soft enough and warm enough to low the process down is the inner thigh of a pretty woman, so for medicinal purposes. I need you to sit on my face