**OBJECTS THAT I’VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE**
Vibrators
Dildos
Pens
Pencils
Coins
Pebbles
Broomstick Handle
Fishing Rod Handle
Umbrella Handle
Toothbrush Handle
Hockey Stick Handle
Fingers
Small Glass Jar
Test Tube
Screwdriver Handle
Stiff Cocks
Cigar
Banana
*This copypasta was produced by Bruno Powroznik*