I’ve come to make an announcement
Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch-ass motherfucker
He pissed on my fucking wife
That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife
And he said his dick was

*T H I S B I G*

And I said “No thats disgusting”.
So I’m making a callout post on my Twitter dot com:
“Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick”
“It’s the size of this walnut but even smaller”
And guess what here’s what my dong looks like:

PWSSSHSHSHHHHHH

That’s right, baby, all points, no quills, no pillows
Look at that it looks like two balls and a bong
He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the earth
That’s right this is what you get, my SUPER LAZER PISS
Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth
I’m gonna go higher

That’s right baby I’M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
How do you like that Obama?
I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT
You have exactly 23 hours before the piss drrrrroplets hit the fucking earth

Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.