mcdonalds is king when it comes to nuggets, no debate. Chicken tenders howeverrrrrrrr *food theory intro* hello internet, welcome to food theory, and this episode is about which chicken tenders are the best in all of the corporate entities that will be used in this test. so the best way to test undeniably if a food is good, is by ranking the various tenderised chicken meats with integrity (because you don’t want a sloppy ground up chicken) taste, (because it’s key to perfection), and health. (Because if you die, you can’t enjoy food anymore.) and now, it’s time for our sponsor. Raid shadow legends. **totally not being chosen by a corporate entity to sponsor or die** please help me they forced me into doing this I’m trapped in a dark cellar to send emails to random youtubers with a prewritten script. Seems like a perfectly fine script. anyways, back to the content. anyways, the contenders we have here is mcdonalds, with there chicken mctender. Burger King with their chicken tender on the side meal, and finally, Dairy Queen who has recently been expanding into the world of restaurant food. Which is a bit unusual.
this test will be out of 10. with the McDonalds chicken mctender, integrity is a semi-decent 4.
Taste is about 9.5. health is a horrid **NO** out of ten.
scoring that up, we get an 8.5/30. -5 health, 4 integrity, 9.5 taste.
now for the Burger King chicken tender on the side meal, which also comes with some chicken bites as they call them, which has been so widely loved that they were released separately in packs of 1, 3 6, 12, 24 and 100, which is appropriately called the full course meal pack. anyways, enough rambling because we’re going into the score. integrity is a 6, taste is a 8.5, health is surprisingly good for fast food sitting at a 7. that’s a 21.5/30.
sorry mcdonalds, but you may be good at chicken nuggets no deal, but you lose at the tenders.
now for probably the most surreal thing in this video. the Dairy Queen chicken tender which has been sent to me before it’s release, and I decided to turn it into a video, because heck yeah, free food who doesn’t like it? anyways there has been a lot of rambling this episode, which is more than usual. so now onto the test. Integrity is a 9.75, taste is 8.75, which is a bit lacking for usual fast food standards, but that’s ok.
Health is a somehow a straight 10. it is partially made up of icecream, which is extremely bizarre.
ranking it all up is 27/30, which means that Dairy Queen is no deal the best chicken tender supplier in the fast food market.