God people on Reddit never believe anything happens. Just the other day I was shanked by some dude because I look too muscular for my age, just like this guy. I grabbed the knife, looked him straight in the eye, and twisted it. He ran away like a little bitch while I joker laughed at his pitiful attempt to assault me. The lady at the dmv didn’t want to give me my learner’s permit because she found it suspicious I was so obscenely ripped and handsome at a mere 15. It happens. Some of us are just that swoll. Deal with it.