I attempted a Roundhouse fart. Instead of kicking people in the face (this is not my style), the intention was to spread my meaty fragrance around the room in an evenly distributed fashion by jumping, sticking my butt out and spinning around while evacuating my colon of its air. Instead, i ended up evenly spraying the contents of my underpants with a thin, but consistent layer of shart.

Learn from my mistake. The anus is a fickle beast, treat it with utmost respect and it will serve you well. HTH.