If you’re from the US you know that anything having to do with the male butthole is 100% gay. Shitting is only allowed grudgingly for straight guys, but cleaning the actual butthole is 100% gay. Toilet paper is gay. Bidets are super, super gay. A washcloth in the shower is so gay you might as well just back up to a glory hole, that’s how gay it is. Real men are so straight they shit and immediately walk away. No flush, no hand wash, no hygiene at all. A *real* straight guy doesn’t even open the stall door, they just bust through like the goddamn Kool Aid man because door handles are gay. Gay gay gay. Gay. So, so gay.