I can lift a fully grown horse above my head, and can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, i once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke’s strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain and can see two miles unaided by lens. No man can kill me, i have beaten every race in formal combat including a turk, a pygmy negro man, and a rare deepwater jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming i have no soul.