So I am not the best looking guy and I really can’t get chicks to look at me let alone sleep with me. I had been in a relationship with my vacuum cleaner for quite some time though. My dick fits perfectly in the hose and the suction is just strong enough to get me off real nice. My vacuum has gotten old though and kind of worn down over the years. For Christmas I bought myself a brand new vacuum cleaner with super sonic suction and I can’t wait to try her out. I am feeling kind of bad for my old vacuum though, like I’m cheating on her or something. I won’t throw her away or anything like that because she has given me some great years and wonderful memories. I hope she understands why I had to upgrade her, she was just getting too old and although I do love her I really wanted to try something new.