Why the fuck would I do that. I should have never
masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was
watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next
to me in the couch. The porno was really old. It was a
DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have
ever watch and honestly I’m probably going to watch
porn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason
I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I
feel really depressed and lonely. so I thought that if my
turtle watched with my I wouldn’t feel lonely. Well!
started strokingmy willie, I used lotion, i took all my
clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I
realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late.
I was going to cum. I didn’t want to cum everywhere so
I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when
realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker.
My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face
and all around his shell. He didn’t say a word about it.
he didn’t move, he just stood there looking at me like I
killed a bunch of children. I would never forgot the look
my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my
heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the
bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened,
happened. But my turtle would never forgot what
happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me.
Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers
what i did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish, is that one
day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible
sins.