I think my brother is about to get his ass beat over the navy seal copypasta and having someone in his contacts named “the knob goblin”
He was in a pissy mood and so my parents took his phone and started to go through texts and contacts… they found the navy seal copy and didn’t know what it was so they start berating him about it and how the FBI is gonna roll up in riot gear and throw my brother and our parents in jail… I thought everything had calmed down they found “the knob goblin” and continued to berate him about how he’s a dumbass and that they are going to delete and cut off his phone line.
Update: he just cussed them out now the parents are criticizing that he’s walking around all sad all the time dad just called him “fucking r word that means slow”
Update 2: my dad is saying that my brother is a spoiled brat (I’ll give him that) and that brother has no concept of how name calling doesn’t mean that dad doesn’t love him… I think there’s character development
Update 3: Dad just called brother a pussy… there goes the development
I will update as this goes on