So my kink is chastity cages. I know, it sounds kinda strange that preventing myself from stimulation makes me so horny, but it does 🤷

Last night I got very high and decided to go masturbate. I put on a cage, put on some porn, and grabbed a vibrator. Great orgasm, 10/10, can totally recommend.

Cleaning up. Grabbing a key to take off my cage now (I sometimes keep it on long-term, but didn’t really feel like it now). The key goes in, but… only a bit. I feel resistance. Normally it just slides in easily. I’m starting to panic, but in a weirdly calm way (thanks, weed).

The cage comes with two keys, so i try both. The other one still has a lock on it, so I can compare if the lock that currently holds my dick hostage looks any different – and it does! Looks like a tiny bit of metal in the keyhole is gone. Did it break off? Did the vibrator damage it somehow?

WTF do I do now? How do i take it off? It’s a steel cage, so it’s not like I can forcibly break off some plastic parts. I can keep it on for a while, sounds kinda hot actually, but I would like to take it off eventually. Who do I even call, where do I go? ER? Firefighters? Locksmith? How fucking embarrassing is that gonna be?

I try to force it without breaking the key. The key goes in until like just 1 mm is missing. Then I use a nail file as a lever to dent the moving part of the lock. My skin keeps getting in the way of all the metal around, but I keep going through the pain. Yay! It gave up! Phew!

So I’m super relieved, enjoying my freedom and the fact that I won’t have to flash my locked dick in front of some strangers. I take a few breaths and get back to cleaning up, putting sex toys back in the drawer, etc.

One of them toys is… my other chastity cage. And next to it lies a pair of keys that’s… missing a lock. Fuuuck!

My weed-fueled brain failed to remember the fact that both cages I own come with two keys but just one lock. So earlier when I was comparing the locks to see if something broke off, I was actually comparing two different locks. And using the wrong key.

Yup. I locked up my penis and then tried to unlock it… with a wrong key. And then I panicked myself into succeeding 😂 and slightly injuring my dick in the process.

TL;DR: Got very high, put my dick in a chastity cage, struggled to unlock it, finally managed to force it open without breaking anything, and then realised I was just… using a wrong key.