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Holy fucking shit, I love minecraft I cannot stop playing minecraft. Every day when I wake up I immediately go on my PC and play minecraft, that feeling on clicking on my world makes me orgasm to my absolute limit I maxed out my diamond armor and I ran out of xp, but fuck I cant stop, they don’t realize it anymore. I need to get the elytra or else I’m gonna die of fall damage. Every night when I go to sleep I dream about being in minecraft and seeing a hot Minecraft girlfriend. Most nights I cant sleep because of minecraft, minecraft is my life, minecraft is my way. When I see others hating on minecraft I just want to EXPLODE because they just don’t know the feeling of defeating the ender dragon, I bet they never even got a dragon egg once in their whole fucking life like little pieces of virgins. I wish I could 1v1 them in hypixel bedwars just to show them how horrible they are. they are digusting people fuck haters fuck them go to fucking hell, stupid pieces of shit, I know they think its cool BUT ITS NOT! I LOVE MINECRAFT! Mojang makes the game FUN and ORIGINAL BUT THEY DONT UNDERSTAND IT! And don’t even get me started with Block Story or any other “sandbox” MINECRAFT MADE IT FIRST! Don’t make me say it twice, mojang makes it better then them anyways. Don’t even get me started on my Minecraft girlfriend, oh my god when I hear that name I cum, I cannot stand not being with my Minecraft girlfriend shes so hot, I want to have sex with the Minecraft girlfriend oh my god I cant stop thinking about her and minecraft, shes so hot and sexy. Why doesn’t she exist, I fucking love my Minecraft girlfriend. I made a poster of her on my wall next to a few candles and before I go to bed I pray to her that she would have sex with me. I cannot dream of a world without her. She is my blood and soul, but minecraft is my mind and heart.