An open letter to the Bear Gang

You weakling soy boy cucks, do you not know that stonks only go up. The orange man would never hurt us and our sweet goddess mother $BECKY would never abandon us. You’re empty threats of a recession with stupid technicals about the repo market and liquidity mean nothing anymore. There is only two facts you stupid incels need to know, Chad always gets the girl and the market is fool proof. So as your puts are getting nailed this morning just remember you could be out of this whole thing working to improve yourself, just give up, become a chad and do your best to make something of yourself.


Love you,


Bull gang


Ps I banged your mom