A conservative Russian Koch-funded alt-right NRA businessman and policeman was giving a lecture on Barry Goldwater, known deplorable.

”Before this speech begins, you must stand up and salute this Flag, and accept that America is the most perfect country in the world, and that anyone who fails in it has only themselves to blame for failing to accept christ!”

At this moment, a revolutionary, woke, latinix trans antifa who had gone to over 1500 protests and understood the necessity of dismantling the white supremacist heteropatriarchy and fully supported the efforts of Robert Mueller to Impeach the Fascist Cheeto Drumpf, held up a picture of a supermarket shelf.

”What’s this picture tell you about America, bigot?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite deplorably and smugly replied “The success of our unregulated capitalism, you stupid snowflake.”

”Wrong. It shows unregulated capitalism has failed. If it was so good, then why is the food not being owned by underprivileged black women?”

The speaker was visibly shaken, and dropped his microphone and copy of The Bell Curve. He stormed out of the room crying those privileged white male tears. The same tears republicans cry for the “Rural working class” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they go to ignorantly continue to vote against their own interests. There is no doubt that at this point our speaker, Charles Milo Shapiro, wished he had checked his privilege and educated himself to become more than an ignorant white male cishet. He wished so much that he could run to a safe space, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The audience applauded and all registered Democrat while accepting Hillary Clinton as their woke bae. A doggo named “Intersectionality” ran into the room carrying an EU flag. The lyrics to We Shall Overcome were recited several times, and Obama himself showed up to enact a $15 minimum wage across the country.

The speaker was doxxed on twitter and got fired the next day. He died of the Appalachian drug fentanyl and his tombstone was torn down for promoting white supremacy.

\#Resist

p.s. Believe all women