I can answer that mystery for everyone. The reason Obama wasn’t in the Whitehouse, and everyone, say it with me, is because he was one of them Muslims born in Zimbabwe. However, that is only part of the reason, for you see when the Taliban and ISIS forces invaded America that faithful day, he was too busy maintaining the secret pedo cult underneath the Whitehouse, which was put into place by Bil Clinton (who to be fair was a pretty decent president.) Obama didn’t partake in that pedo shit, he just needed the favor of the globalists so he wouldn’t face a vote of no confidence from the real people who run America. But it doesn’t end there, because Obama was betrayed his best friend, vice president, and occasional lover (have you seen Biden with a shirt off, and then compare it to Michelle, it’s obvious why), Joe Biden, who knocked him out, put on blackface, and no one was the wiser. Of course, Obama would escape and seek revenge on Biden, however in a twist of fate, in a story too long for me to recount this comment, Biden saved Obama from the nefarious grasps of Kim Jong-Ill, killing the tyrant in the process. After that day, Biden apologized for knocking him out, tieing him up, throwing him in the basement, keeping him sedated with ketamine, and impersonating for several years UwU. Obama forgave him immediately. The same can not be said for Kim Jong-Un who vowed to avenge his father and remove the pedo elite holding America hostage at any cost.